Edward

Lazar and Edward on how water is everywhere but we don't have enough, private and plentiful well water, bottled water (rich and less rich varieties), Dasani (derogatory), the water cycle, Lazar's West Virginia adventures, creek health, water shame, and trickle down economics. JOIN US INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/lazar.vision JOIN US TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn

Lazar and Edward on weather, water, and why the one thing nobody can change is the only thing everybody talks about, surviving "Impact Days", cloud seeding over Dubai, personal farms, plentiful harvests, Doppler time lapse as a streaming platform, the Doom Clock, flood plains, and not playing games you can't win. Bonus: prologue on Elizabeth Holmes and tattoos. ~*More natural disasters, less weather (NEWS COVERAGE)*~ JOIN US INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/lazar.vision JOIN US TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn JOIN US INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/lazar.vision JOIN US TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn

Lazar and Edward on how long to talk on a dating app before meeting, vanity plates as relics, lame sober people (LSPs), matchmaking, OkCupid's compatibility testing, fact-checking, making friends (or not), how there really isn't "plenty of fish in the sea", and generally "finding love".  JOIN US INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/lazar.vision JOIN US TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn

Lazar and Edward on haircuts, head shapes and a skull bump described as "giving alien", "domes", pampering as therapy, the clippers heard round the world, family members cutting your hair, and how biological science is actually to blame for your bad school picture. ~* It grows back*~ JOIN US INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/lazar.vision JOIN US TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn

Lazar and Edward on errors, oopsies, and the exact moment an oopsie daisy becomes a character flaw, Fran Lebowitz on aging-out of your mistake age, cartographers who were arguably bad at their jobs, a bearded dragon named, well, "Mistake", and one hypothetical deportation. ~* Don't stop reaching for the stars,  but when you do, reach for the sun *~ JOIN US INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/lazar.vision JOIN US TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn

Lazar and Edward on appetizer supremacy, $18 cauliflower, the importance of communication at the tableside, a modest proposal to bring back the fixed menu, and a new political slogan: Make America Apps Again. JOIN US (INSTAGRAM): instagram.com/lazar.vision JOIN US (TIKTOK): tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn