Lazarvision discusses gaming creep, Duolingo worship, and why Clue is somehow worse now on the docket. Also: whatever's happening to your eyes, and a pizza shop that smells like a problem. Lazar on how gaming crept out of basements and into airplane seatbacks, whether Duolingo is teaching anyone a language or just running the world's most effective fear-based engagement loop, why Monopoly and Game of Life and Clue all feel subtly off now, a detour through rods, cones, and the colorblindness conversation, why your eyes feel like garbage by 4 p.m. (computer vision syndrome: real, and affecting you), and a tangent that starts with overpowering pizza shop smell and ends abruptly. Lazarvision is cultural commentary on culture, technology, psychology, and where we go from here. It's Lazar ("Laser"), like pew-pew.